There are lots of signs of various descriptions in Mathews County, and one of the most commonly seen is the No Trespassing sign. I confess to being simultaneously intimidated and challenged whenever I see one of these signs.
For example, above, the sign partners with the closed gate to say very definitively: No.
But, below, upon closer inspection of what's happening on the left, the sign seems to beg to be challenged. "I'm trying to say stay out, but if you just step over here, there's nothing holding you back except a little swamp mud." (And your conscience.)
Not that I would ever disobey a sign. I'm just telling you what goes through my mind when I see things like this. My mind is a frightening place, especially when I'm exhausted--as happens to be the case tonight.
Then you have your road signs that clearly mean well--with the best of intentions--but have been tampered with and rendered absolutely useless.
For example, this sign seems to say, "Watch out! It's 15 miles per hour as you leave the roadway, venture into the ditch, back up for a moment, and then take off into flight at a 45-degree angle."
Even though it's only Tuesday as I write this, I feel like I've been working for forty
There's lots going on (my workload is doubling; my commute remains an hour each way; I need to buy a new car and a new refrigerator but have no time to research either, Daughter's basketball season is underway, which means multiple games per week after that commute from work; Daughter is ramping up for the college application process next year; Son will be undergoing another major surgery next month to reverse a procedure done two years ago; Thanksgiving and Christmas are breathing down my neck; and nothing in my house seems to be working-- for example).
As I do from time to time, I may cut back on blogging until things level out. I'll post here and there as time permits but not on any fixed schedule.
Also, if you will, can you tell me how that last sign could possibly have been bent in that direction? Did a speedboat in the ditch hit it? Did the people cutting grass just decide to back up and push it this way? Or did they cut it facing traffic and just completely disregard the sign? How do you not notice a sign like this if your job is cutting the grass roadside?
It's questions like these that keep me amused.
I look forward to hearing your theories.